"Knock knock." "Who’s there?” "Interrupting cow." “Interrupting cow wh-?" "Mooooo!" - Unknown

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Haha!" -Unknown

"Don't ruin my story with your logic." -Rick Castle

"Yes. My favorite is Chocolate Cherry Garcia... except technically I think it's a frozen yogurt." -Little Miss Sunshine

"The bears still suck"-Aaron Rodgers

"I speak for the trees."-Lorax

"I do it because I want to, not to stay in the game." -Ice Cube

"Comparison is the thief of joy." -Theodore Roosevelt

"We are the land of the free because of the brave." -Unknown

"Love life yert" -Brandon Barrus

"Koalas are cute." -Cora Banks

"I love Fleetwood Mac." - Evelyn Mayer

"If you act like you've only got fifteen minutes, it will take all day. Act like you've got all day, it will take fifteen minutes" -Monty Roberts

“He’s genuinely an idiot” -Gunner Olszeeski

“Put something inspirational.” -Mom

"When the going gets tough, the tough gets going." -Lincoln Catenzaro

“I never lose. Either I win, or I learn.” -Nelson Mandela

"It smells like Cheetos.” -Claire Brown

"In a world where you can be anything, be Batman." -Reese's Mom

"Catch me outside, how bout dat?" -Bhad Bhabie

"Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!" -Alexander Pope

“Sometimes it’s not that I’m not right… it’s that I’m not right now” -Kanye West

"Ladies! Ladies! There's enough of me to go around!!" -Ainsley Monroe

“You guys put ketchup, I put getup” -Logan McNamee

“Go follow @buttermilk.band on instagram” -Carson Demman